Look at my face,

So sweet and pure.

They let me sing, even though I have a stu-tter.

We’re hanging tough,

We punch the air.

Just like the honey badger, we don’t fucking care.

This song was made by a gay computer,

We all sing high, cause we’re neutered.

Baby, we make real bands go home,

And slit their wrists,

We are the 7 signs of the apocalypse,

We’re running now,

Cause we don’t know what water is.

You don’t know, oh-oh,

You don’t know we’re terrible!

You thought that boy bands were dead and gone,

But just like cancer and aids,

We’re still going strong.

10 million tween girls, and old perverts can’t be wrong,

Let’s all point, and run,

Pointing at stuff is such fun!

Point, point,

We don’t know we’re almost done!

What’s going on?

I see your thong,

Girl did you know,

I’ve got the same one on?

We’re on the beach, doing a sport,

We didn’t bring any beach stuff,

Not even beach shorts.

Here comes a girl, who was paid to be here,

Let’s all split one luke warm beer.

Me and my boyfriends all want you so desperately,

Now that I say that out loud,

It sounds quite creepy.

Come back here,

You’re not in danger of pregnancy,

Cause we don’t know, oh-oh,

We don’t know what boners are!

Now let’s do the na-na part!

This is the part where we na-na-na-na,

Every good song needs a na-na-na-na,

You wake up at night, screaming na-na-na-na,

My grandmother’s nick name is na-na.

Now I’ll point to the place where you make babies,

I want somebody to grow old and point with me,

I like the fact that we wear the same size capris,

I don’t know, oh oh,

I don’t know that I’m gay yet!

Someday he’ll come out of the closet,

In five years, I will O.D. on heroin,

One of us will be the Justin, I think it’s me,

Oh I don’t think so, bro,

I will be the Justin one!

You will be the fat Fatone!

Fuck you!

I will be in Musicals!

(OMG. I love this parody! xD )

Using words that can be said simpler,

Doesn’t make you smarter.

IN FACT…

Makes you look quite stupid.c:

-xMai

She thought she was so cool.

Until she received my response. c:

-xMai

Insecure Much? Lmfao.

I went online on my FB to find this, and couldn’t stop laughing.

The phrases and words in brackets are something I added.

And to avoid any future bitching from the original giver of this message,

I have changed the names around to phrases.

“Regardless of the dispute or the conniption

(WTF were you trying to spell here? Lmfao.) as it may have seemed to be,

I don’t really wish to talk to you.

Quite honestly, I’ve never even met you,

and I severely dislike you for what you have put Name of My Ex though. 

Don’t mess with my boyfriend,

don’t mess with me,

don’t mess with Cosplay Group.

I knew what you were up to, stop it. (Insecure Tard.)

Ahn, (NOW is not the time to moan, retard.)

so I’ve been informed of the dispute that went down over Tumblr.

I’d like to explain that.

I’m sorry about the original message of me

pretty much yelling at you to stop harassing people.

(The first of which you responded to) At the time,

all I saw was you trying to manipulate Name 1 and Name 2,

both of them are close friends

and it simply pushed the wrong button and sent me off like that.

I apologize whole-heatedly. (Sure you do.)

I must say right now, though,

the rest of the messages were not from me.

Yes, they were highly influenced by me, but not directly from me.

I apologize again for this.

And I am here to explain.

I often chat with friends from online,

and some know me well enough to listen to my situations.

I made a terrible decision to let them in on some of this,

expecting them not to do anything.

I was very wrong, the result was the anon hate you received.

I made sure that they knew not to pull something so

inane (Spell right.) ever again.

Though I still dislike you and wish

for you not to be involved with my boyfriend,

I ask for your forgiveness on the situation.”

Haha, talk about being insecure.

Lmfao.

And trust me; I thought I WAS BAD.

This person has got to be the most ridiculous person I’ve met ever.

Biased friends?

Sucks for you. cx

I have the best boyfriend in the world.

And the best friends I could ever hope for in my life.

And I’m still this young? I’m fucking lucky.

You must hate the fact that he cared enough to talk to me.

I’d be insecure if I were you, too. Haters gunna hate.

Jealousy is the ugliest trait.

Fuck off. c: Thanks.

Just.

WOW.

This is fucking amazing. <3

Epic drawing is EPIC.

-xMai

So I herd you liek Mudkipz. <3

I love em too…

Omigawsh look.

I made an 8-bit Shuckle for my bf, Eddie. <3

I love you Eddie! :’D

Am I Harassing Now?

Honestly, I lied.

I don’t care if I’m harassing you.

Me: “Omg, Eddie. I’m gonna loose.”

Eddie: “i think she’s feeling a bit loose.”

Omg, I love you. c:

-xMai

Anonymous asked: You've lost yourself

Have I really?

When I met my ex for the second time, I actually found myself.

So stop fucking around.

Telling me (as an unknown person, even) if I have lost myself.

If a friend had come and told me that, I would have said:

“Eh. Maybe so.”

But from an anonymous stranger? Psh. Bitch please. <3

Eddie helped me to find myself. So get your facts straight.

Like I said.

I know who you are.

No point in being anonymous.

Just saying.

You’re trying to save your face. I know so.

Because you don’t want people to see what you’re telling me.

Well. I’ll make sure they know. c: So don’t you worry.

Signing off,

-xMai

Anonymous asked: You're playing this game all wrong. You're going to loose.

“Loose”. Very funny. You get a prize for that.

Are you sure if I’m gonna lose?

Cause first of all, you’re the one who found this page.

Did I invite you here to watch me and stalk me? No.

Second of all, you can’t fucking spell. Be literate, por favor.

Lastly, you can’t even reveal yourself to me.

Stop kidding around.

It’s quite funny how you’re telling me to stop playing a game.

A game that I’m not aware of playing.

AT ALL.

So you’re on your own there.

Anonymous asked: STOP. HARASSING. PEOPLE.

Haha.

I know who you are.

Why keep it a secret?

And tell me.

How am I harassing anyone.

Please.

Look through my tumblr.

Tell me.

Where on any of my posts.

Do I EVER blatantly point someone out.

Using their real name, location, etc.

Please. I’m DYING to see. Lmfao.

Stop harassing people.

You’re the only one being harassed.

Hahaha. <3 I love my boyfriend!!

Pick your favorite Pokemon cookie!!

Which one would YOU pick?

-xMai

Come on guys!

This Pokemon Gym looks LEGIT. <3

Let’s earn our badges!!!

-xMai

This is why..

I’m failing math class. </3

-xMai